We finally found the culprit who has been secretly tripping everyone up.

To catch this underground monster, we had to pull up entire slabs of concrete. Look at the size of this thing! The darn root literally has bark on it. It’s out here masquerading as a freakin’ tree branch beneath the walkway.

If you’ve taken a random spill at the Shockley Estate anytime over the last few years… you’ve been officially vindicated. It wasn’t that you had too much to drink(we’ll maybe), and it wasn’t your coordination… It was this massive subterranean beast.

All hail, the ROOTINATOR!!!!!

Hopefully, he wont be back…