William had waged a long and weary war against the local bear community after far too many mornings of waking up to his garbage can looking like it had hosted a bear rave. He was forced to take matters into his own hands when he marched outside with a drill, a box of nuts and bolts, and a grim determination of a man who’d lost one too many pizza boxes to the woods.

With a satisfied grunt, he drilled holes through the heavy plastic lid and fastened it down tight with heavy-duty nuts and bolts. As he stepped back to admire his handiwork, he couldn’t help but chuckle. “Try getting in now, you furry dumpsters with legs!” he yelled at the empty trees. Only time—and the midnight scavenging hour—would tell if his mechanical masterpiece would finally end the great bear-garbage conflict.

I little long, but fun video staring our local hooligan.